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<img alt="Email Guy's Top 10 Woes. hello my friends!! it has been some time, and my my my, what a time indeed! I KNOW I said I'd write to you more, and keep you updated on what's been going on in my life. but sometimes... life is just soooooooooooo a lot! and Cool Shirtz have been BUSY growing and thriving. me? well. here's what I been up to... Woe 10: FINISHED READING THE LAST OF THE 14-BOOK HIGH FANTASY SERIES THAT I SPENT 457 HOURS LISTENING TO & MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER FKN DIED. literally tf am I sposed to do now?! I spent over 2 years falling asleep with this shit, getting attached, watching these SMALL COUNTRY KIDS grow up into HEROES and now??? I just have to move on??? This must be how dads feel when they get kicked outta the family. Cover shown: The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan." src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/df8ce1c9-3d88-4037-aab1-e55f0fd747bb.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="Email Guy's Top 10 Woes. hello my friends!! it has been some time, and my my my, what a time indeed! I KNOW I said I'd write to you more, and keep you updated on what's been going on in my life. but sometimes... life is just soooooooooooo a lot! and Cool Shirtz have been BUSY growing and thriving. me? well. here's what I been up to... Woe 10: FINISHED READING THE LAST OF THE 14-BOOK HIGH FANTASY SERIES THAT I SPENT 457 HOURS LISTENING TO & MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER FKN DIED. literally tf am I sposed to do now?! I spent over 2 years falling asleep with this shit, getting attached, watching these SMALL COUNTRY KIDS grow up into HEROES and now??? I just have to move on??? This must be how dads feel when they get kicked outta the family. Cover shown: The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan." width="600">
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<img alt="Woe 9: DOCTOR BROUGHT UP MY WEIGHT. UNPROMPTED. WHEN I WAS THERE TO ASK ABOUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS. thank u doc but i am already depressed !! u don't need to test me like this!!! "your weight has changed a lot since 2019" well, yes!! remember 2020??? bruhhh. Photo of a confused doctor with question marks. Shop: The Nurse Tee. Woe 8: I THOUGHT ABOUT THE FLEETING AND FICKLE NATURE OF LOVE AGAIN. THEN I LOOKED UP ALL THE PEOPLE I USED TO LOVE ON INSTAGRAM UNTIL 5AM. yeah yeah I knowww BUT in my defence... I had to think about holding hands and kissing for work. so I had no option, really! Photo of a man scrolling his phone in bed beside a photo of a woman with arms crossed. Scrabble tiles spelling "scroll doom" and "mental health."" src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/2680199f-3637-4112-ba40-1a2bfdfc7b2b.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="Woe 9: DOCTOR BROUGHT UP MY WEIGHT. UNPROMPTED. WHEN I WAS THERE TO ASK ABOUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS. thank u doc but i am already depressed !! u don't need to test me like this!!! "your weight has changed a lot since 2019" well, yes!! remember 2020??? bruhhh. Photo of a confused doctor with question marks. Shop: The Nurse Tee. Woe 8: I THOUGHT ABOUT THE FLEETING AND FICKLE NATURE OF LOVE AGAIN. THEN I LOOKED UP ALL THE PEOPLE I USED TO LOVE ON INSTAGRAM UNTIL 5AM. yeah yeah I knowww BUT in my defence... I had to think about holding hands and kissing for work. so I had no option, really! Photo of a man scrolling his phone in bed beside a photo of a woman with arms crossed. Scrabble tiles spelling "scroll doom" and "mental health."" width="600">
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<img alt="PLEASE BUY ALL THESE MFERS SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM ANYMORE !! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME FROM 3AM ME !!! Product photo: black t-shirt reading "Holding Hands and Kissing" with skeleton graphic. Shop: The Holding Hands Tee. Woe 7: INSOMNIAAAAAARGH. what are y'all listening to to fall asleep to these days? I've tried silence, I've tried podcasts, I've tried that cosmic blue glowing holographic mesh guy floating in space spooning the galaxy with the 432Hz and 528Hz healing frequencies, I've tried success affirmations, sleep meditations, various forms of ASMR, rain sounds, singing bowls, jazz for sleep, white noise, brown noise, sleep stories... what now?? Caption: HOW IT FEELS TO BE ON MY PHONE AT 3AM: image of a glowing wireframe figure floating in space holding a galaxy." src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/570dbb27-315d-48f0-9788-2920afd3da1b.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="PLEASE BUY ALL THESE MFERS SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM ANYMORE !! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME FROM 3AM ME !!! Product photo: black t-shirt reading "Holding Hands and Kissing" with skeleton graphic. Shop: The Holding Hands Tee. Woe 7: INSOMNIAAAAAARGH. what are y'all listening to to fall asleep to these days? I've tried silence, I've tried podcasts, I've tried that cosmic blue glowing holographic mesh guy floating in space spooning the galaxy with the 432Hz and 528Hz healing frequencies, I've tried success affirmations, sleep meditations, various forms of ASMR, rain sounds, singing bowls, jazz for sleep, white noise, brown noise, sleep stories... what now?? Caption: HOW IT FEELS TO BE ON MY PHONE AT 3AM: image of a glowing wireframe figure floating in space holding a galaxy." width="600">
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<img alt="Woe 6: BRAIN CHEMICALS ARE AT AN ALL TIME LOW DURING THIS MELBOURNE WINTER™ AND MY BOSS REFUSES TO GET ME A UV LAMP FOR MY S.A.D :( I keep staring into the headlights of oncoming vehicles but it doesn't seem to be working the same. Photo of a man sitting at a table in front of a light therapy lamp, face covered by a sad envelope icon. BUT HEY DW BECAUSE I AM INVESTIGATING A NEW SSRI ! THE SOLUTION TO BRAIN CHEMICALS IS MOREEE BRAIN CHEMICALS !!!!!! Product photo: brown sweatshirt with "I Love Chemicals" rainbow graphic." src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/a95536ef-b8ac-4fc6-965b-f0fc4526d038.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="Woe 6: BRAIN CHEMICALS ARE AT AN ALL TIME LOW DURING THIS MELBOURNE WINTER™ AND MY BOSS REFUSES TO GET ME A UV LAMP FOR MY S.A.D :( I keep staring into the headlights of oncoming vehicles but it doesn't seem to be working the same. Photo of a man sitting at a table in front of a light therapy lamp, face covered by a sad envelope icon. BUT HEY DW BECAUSE I AM INVESTIGATING A NEW SSRI ! THE SOLUTION TO BRAIN CHEMICALS IS MOREEE BRAIN CHEMICALS !!!!!! Product photo: brown sweatshirt with "I Love Chemicals" rainbow graphic." width="600">
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<img alt="Shop: The Chemical Crew. Woe 5: SOMEONE BROUGHT A REALLY CUTE DOG INTO OUR WORKPLACE AND IT REALLY LIKED ME. THE BAD NEWS IS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE IT AGAIN. what the fuckkkk look at that lil dog face this the type of dog you draw in primary school and get a C- for because the teacher said it lacked originality because it's like the first dog anyone thinks of when you say think of a dog. Photo of a curly-haired brown dog on a leash sitting at a desk in an office. Product photo: white t-shirt reading "Let Me Pet Your Dog" with a shiba inu graphic." src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/30e38bb2-3eef-4d45-9d5b-dc8c594d7d39.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="Shop: The Chemical Crew. Woe 5: SOMEONE BROUGHT A REALLY CUTE DOG INTO OUR WORKPLACE AND IT REALLY LIKED ME. THE BAD NEWS IS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE IT AGAIN. what the fuckkkk look at that lil dog face this the type of dog you draw in primary school and get a C- for because the teacher said it lacked originality because it's like the first dog anyone thinks of when you say think of a dog. Photo of a curly-haired brown dog on a leash sitting at a desk in an office. Product photo: white t-shirt reading "Let Me Pet Your Dog" with a shiba inu graphic." width="600">
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<img alt="Shop: The Dog Tee. Woe 4: MY LIPS ARE KINDA DRY. I yawned shortly upon waking and the corner of my mouth split and felt sore. Then I immediately started thinking wait what if it's actually a coldsore from hitting a vape at that party the other night. Even though I knew it just happened, I still spent some time worrying about that. Image of cracked, dry earth-textured lips with a speech bubble reading "is that... normal??"" src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/cf730d32-7f0c-4b90-9139-9692eb5ac3ca.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="Shop: The Dog Tee. Woe 4: MY LIPS ARE KINDA DRY. I yawned shortly upon waking and the corner of my mouth split and felt sore. Then I immediately started thinking wait what if it's actually a coldsore from hitting a vape at that party the other night. Even though I knew it just happened, I still spent some time worrying about that. Image of cracked, dry earth-textured lips with a speech bubble reading "is that... normal??"" width="600">
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<img alt="Woe 3: THE GOVERNMENT. it still exists :( why :( Photo of a model against a hot pink background wearing an oversized pink t-shirt reading "i hate the Government" with a bunny holding a toy gun graphic, holding a pink toy rifle over her shoulders. Shop: The Government Tee." src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/11e9f314-dd39-44d0-ba62-a964a60990e7.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="Woe 3: THE GOVERNMENT. it still exists :( why :( Photo of a model against a hot pink background wearing an oversized pink t-shirt reading "i hate the Government" with a bunny holding a toy gun graphic, holding a pink toy rifle over her shoulders. Shop: The Government Tee." width="600">
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<img alt="Woe 2: I WENT TO AN OCEAN-THEMED PARTY DRESSED AS GARBAGE ISLAND AND I FORGOT TO TAKE ANY PICS OF MY FIT. i didn't think garbage island could get any sadder :( Broken heart-shaped photo of a beach covered in plastic bottles and trash. THANKFULLY NO ONE TURNED UP IN ONE OF THESE SO I STILL WON BEST DRESSED WOOOOO. Product photo: tie-dye t-shirt reading "Microplastics" with a skeleton character eating off a plate, tagged "technically not poison." Shop: The Microplastics Tee." src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/72ac7e1c-fc6b-42b8-a0d9-4d06b601673c.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="Woe 2: I WENT TO AN OCEAN-THEMED PARTY DRESSED AS GARBAGE ISLAND AND I FORGOT TO TAKE ANY PICS OF MY FIT. i didn't think garbage island could get any sadder :( Broken heart-shaped photo of a beach covered in plastic bottles and trash. THANKFULLY NO ONE TURNED UP IN ONE OF THESE SO I STILL WON BEST DRESSED WOOOOO. Product photo: tie-dye t-shirt reading "Microplastics" with a skeleton character eating off a plate, tagged "technically not poison." Shop: The Microplastics Tee." width="600">
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<img alt="Woe 1: I REALISED IT'S BEEN 300 DAYS SINCE I GAVE YOU A LIFE UPDATE. I SAID 'CHAT SOON'... WHO AM I IF NOT A MAN OF MY WORD ??? DON'T answer that. the journey is mine to go on. however, it does make me wonder if any of you even missed me... if any of you even want this sort of content. how am I sposed to know what people want from me if I am not in a constant state of testing and optimization??? I am email guy. that is why I was put on this earth. so please. let me know if you never want to hear from me again: Manage Preferences button. untick 'Fun Stuff' if you don't want emails like this again. as my mum always said, "you're not for everyone" but for someone, you are everything :) WELL, that's all from me... thanks for being cool, thanks for being here! Hand-drawn sign-off illustration reading "from my brain to yours, email guy" with an outline of a face and a 'send email' icon.." src="https://d3k81ch9hvuctc.cloudfront.net/company/XsUBBw/images/c17cf3d1-b0e6-44e8-8fc5-d64f4acd2d4e.png" style="border:0; height:auto; line-height:100%; max-width:100%; outline:none; text-decoration:none; display:block; font-size:13px; width:100%" title="Woe 1: I REALISED IT'S BEEN 300 DAYS SINCE I GAVE YOU A LIFE UPDATE. I SAID 'CHAT SOON'... WHO AM I IF NOT A MAN OF MY WORD ??? DON'T answer that. the journey is mine to go on. however, it does make me wonder if any of you even missed me... if any of you even want this sort of content. how am I sposed to know what people want from me if I am not in a constant state of testing and optimization??? I am email guy. that is why I was put on this earth. so please. let me know if you never want to hear from me again: Manage Preferences button. untick 'Fun Stuff' if you don't want emails like this again. as my mum always said, "you're not for everyone" but for someone, you are everything :) WELL, that's all from me... thanks for being cool, thanks for being here! Hand-drawn sign-off illustration reading "from my brain to yours, email guy" with an outline of a face and a 'send email' icon.." width="600">
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