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[Email Guy's Top 10 Woes. hello my friends!! it has been some time, and my =
my my, what a time indeed! I KNOW I said I'd write to you more, and keep yo=
u updated on what's been going on in my life. but sometimes... life is just=
 soooooooooooo a lot! and Cool Shirtz have been BUSY growing and thriving. =
me? well. here's what I been up to... Woe 10: FINISHED READING THE LAST OF =
THE 14-BOOK HIGH FANTASY SERIES THAT I SPENT 457 HOURS LISTENING TO & MY FA=
VOURITE CHARACTER FKN DIED. literally tf am I sposed to do now?! I spent ov=
er 2 years falling asleep with this shit, getting attached, watching these =
SMALL COUNTRY KIDS grow up into HEROES and now??? I just have to move on???=
 This must be how dads feel when they get kicked outta the family. Cover sh=
own: The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan.](https://shirtz.cool/)

[Woe 9: DOCTOR BROUGHT UP MY WEIGHT. UNPROMPTED. WHEN I WAS THERE TO ASK AB=
OUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS. thank u doc but i am already depressed !! u don't need=
 to test me like this!!! "your weight has changed a lot since 2019" well, y=
es!! remember 2020??? bruhhh. Photo of a confused doctor with question mark=
s. Shop: The Nurse Tee. Woe 8: I THOUGHT ABOUT THE FLEETING AND FICKLE NATU=
RE OF LOVE AGAIN. THEN I LOOKED UP ALL THE PEOPLE I USED TO LOVE ON INSTAGR=
AM UNTIL 5AM. yeah yeah I knowww BUT in my defence... I had to think about =
holding hands and kissing for work. so I had no option, really! Photo of a =
man scrolling his phone in bed beside a photo of a woman with arms crossed.=
 Scrabble tiles spelling "scroll doom" and "mental health."](https://shirtz=
.cool/products/the-killer-nurse-tee)

[PLEASE BUY ALL THESE MFERS SO I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM ANYMORE !! IT'S=
 THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME FROM 3AM ME !!! Product photo: black t-shirt readi=
ng "Holding Hands and Kissing" with skeleton graphic. Shop: The Holding Han=
ds Tee. Woe 7: INSOMNIAAAAAARGH. what are y'all listening to to fall asleep=
 to these days? I've tried silence, I've tried podcasts, I've tried that co=
smic blue glowing holographic mesh guy floating in space spooning the galax=
y with the 432Hz and 528Hz healing frequencies, I've tried success affirmat=
ions, sleep meditations, various forms of ASMR, rain sounds, singing bowls,=
 jazz for sleep, white noise, brown noise, sleep stories... what now?? Capt=
ion: HOW IT FEELS TO BE ON MY PHONE AT 3AM: image of a glowing wireframe fi=
gure floating in space holding a galaxy.](https://shirtz.cool/products/the-=
holding-hands-tee)

[Woe 6: BRAIN CHEMICALS ARE AT AN ALL TIME LOW DURING THIS MELBOURNE WINTER=
=E2=84=A2 AND MY BOSS REFUSES TO GET ME A UV LAMP FOR MY S.A.D :( I keep st=
aring into the headlights of oncoming vehicles but it doesn't seem to be wo=
rking the same. Photo of a man sitting at a table in front of a light thera=
py lamp, face covered by a sad envelope icon. BUT HEY DW BECAUSE I AM INVES=
TIGATING A NEW SSRI ! THE SOLUTION TO BRAIN CHEMICALS IS MOREEE BRAIN CHEMI=
CALS !!!!!! Product photo: brown sweatshirt with "I Love Chemicals" rainbow=
 graphic.](https://shirtz.cool/products/the-chemical-crew)

[Shop: The Chemical Crew. Woe 5: SOMEONE BROUGHT A REALLY CUTE DOG INTO OUR=
 WORKPLACE AND IT REALLY LIKED ME. THE BAD NEWS IS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE =
IT AGAIN. what the fuckkkk look at that lil dog face this the type of dog y=
ou draw in primary school and get a C- for because the teacher said it lack=
ed originality because it's like the first dog anyone thinks of when you sa=
y think of a dog. Photo of a curly-haired brown dog on a leash sitting at a=
 desk in an office. Product photo: white t-shirt reading "Let Me Pet Your D=
og" with a shiba inu graphic.](https://shirtz.cool/products/the-chemical-cr=
ew)

[Shop: The Dog Tee. Woe 4: MY LIPS ARE KINDA DRY. I yawned shortly upon wak=
ing and the corner of my mouth split and felt sore. Then I immediately star=
ted thinking wait what if it's actually a coldsore from hitting a vape at t=
hat party the other night. Even though I knew it just happened, I still spe=
nt some time worrying about that. Image of cracked, dry earth-textured lips=
 with a speech bubble reading "is that... normal??"](https://shirtz.cool/pr=
oducts/the-dog-tee)

[Woe 3: THE GOVERNMENT. it still exists :( why :( Photo of a model against =
a hot pink background wearing an oversized pink t-shirt reading "i hate the=
 Government" with a bunny holding a toy gun graphic, holding a pink toy rif=
le over her shoulders. Shop: The Government Tee.](https://shirtz.cool/produ=
cts/the-government-tee)

[Woe 2: I WENT TO AN OCEAN-THEMED PARTY DRESSED AS GARBAGE ISLAND AND I FOR=
GOT TO TAKE ANY PICS OF MY FIT. i didn't think garbage island could get any=
 sadder :( Broken heart-shaped photo of a beach covered in plastic bottles =
and trash. THANKFULLY NO ONE TURNED UP IN ONE OF THESE SO I STILL WON BEST =
DRESSED WOOOOO. Product photo: tie-dye t-shirt reading "Microplastics" with=
 a skeleton character eating off a plate, tagged "technically not poison." =
Shop: The Microplastics Tee.](https://shirtz.cool/products/the-microplastic=
s-tee)

[Woe 1: I REALISED IT'S BEEN 300 DAYS SINCE I GAVE YOU A LIFE UPDATE. I SAI=
D 'CHAT SOON'... WHO AM I IF NOT A MAN OF MY WORD ??? DON'T answer that. th=
e journey is mine to go on. however, it does make me wonder if any of you e=
ven missed me... if any of you even want this sort of content. how am I spo=
sed to know what people want from me if I am not in a constant state of tes=
ting and optimization??? I am email guy. that is why I was put on this eart=
h. so please. let me know if you never want to hear from me again: Manage P=
references button. untick 'Fun Stuff' if you don't want emails like this ag=
ain. as my mum always said, "you're not for everyone" but for someone, you =
are everything :) WELL, that's all from me... thanks for being cool, thanks=
 for being here! Hand-drawn sign-off illustration reading "from my brain to=
 yours, email guy" with an outline of a face and a 'send email' icon..](htt=
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